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The camera is ready.  Ready to capture you over and over again.  From your smiles to that way when you furrow your brow because something has definitely captured your attention.  You are only three months old, but I know your older brother has had three times as many pictures taken as you have.  I said I would never be one of those parents.  What you are soon to find out about me, is that you can easily call me an "Even Steven."  This is why the camera is always ready.  Something in me triggers this sense of injustice if I do not give you the exact same things your brother had.  What can I say?   I'm a middle child.  Bring it up with Gammie.  Remember the time I fell asleep feeding you those first few weeks?  It was because mommy had stayed up late one night when I should have been sleeping, just so I did not have to endure one more day without an even number of pictures hung around the house of...
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