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When you know the difference between plagiocephaly and craniosynostosis before your baby is six months old, you've earned it.
When you know three different ways to cure diaper rash, you've earned it.
When you take the time to draw a happy face out of ketchup for a corn dog, you've earned it.
When you know the only option of carpet color is anything dark, you've earned it.
When you sacrifice clean for clean enough, you've earned it.
When you can bite your tongue when a window gets broken, you've earned it.
When you designate one thermometer in the house to be the rectal thermometer, you've earned it.
When someone in your household misappropriates the rectal thermometer and uses it to take their temperature orally, they've earned it.
Go ahead, call yourself a parent, you've earned it!
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