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I have a new appreciation for some of these.  When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes. Don't pull your dad's finger when he tells you to. Never leave your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Received from Pastor Tim. -- Rate this funny at http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20070328 Brought to you by GCFL.net: The Good, Clean Funnies List A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a) Mail address: GCFL, Box 100, Harvest, AL 35749, USA
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